BB: “Parasite?”

Foutte is TRASH

July 29: “4 Days Late”

“On Twitter, there are pictures of Tyler, dressed as a rich man, in his real life. He’s not a “surfer.” He doesn’t need the money – but he has the intelligence to win it.”

Tyler misrepresenting himself in the house, is not a surprise to me. I have some ocean-front property in Ohio, to sell you.

The surfer persona makes him appear dumber than his marks (another one of The 48 Laws of Power), which is why Foutte sees Tyler as some sort of lost lamb/puppy dog, ensnared in Angela’s wiles.

The opposition fails to recognize him as the true mastermind, behind all of Foutte’s failures, and underestimates his potential as a threat, to their peril.

August 11: “The Seduction of Sam?!”

Brett is the best man for Hay, not Scottie or Fessy. And JC is too small. Better luck next time Fessy!”

August 13: “The Bayleigh Vote”

“I still maintain Brett is better for [Hay]If Fessy and Hay were never in the house together, they would have never connected, in the real world.

#Faleigh is not going to exist, after this season. I am Team #Braleigh all the way.

JC as the parasite is completely predictable, but Fessy is so stupid, that he just lets it happen. Tyler actually wins POVs and won the first HOH, but his game-play is similar:

August 6: “DUM BASS”

Tyler is like a parasite: he has invaded people, like Angela, Sam and Bay’s brains, and convinced them, that what’s good for him, is good for them.”

JC won’t latch on to Tyler: he’s letting Tyler and Foutte eliminate Foutte. Then it will be JC vs. Tyler in the inevitable Level 4 civil war.

The eviction of Kaitlyn laid bare that JC has no intention to parasitically bond with Tyler or work for Tyler. The joke vote never lies. JC’s only objective is to beat Tyler.

July 29: “4 Days Late” (2x)

JC’s long game is to destroy Tyler, because only Tyler stands in the way of him winning $500K. The rest are irrelevant. It’s a game between JC and Tyler and the rest of them are just chess pieces, that those two move around. And it’s JC‘s game to lose.”

August 12: “ZERO STARS”

“There’s no St. George, for this dragon, except for maybe JC. Stupid Foutte is getting wiped off the board, as JC and Tyler, move around their chess pieces, toward the final showdown.”

August 1: “The Last Days of Foutte”

“The way the game works, is that the Bottom Five players aren’t even considered by JC. Bay, Fessy, Hay and the like, are ‘Clean-Up on Aisle 3,’ for Tyler. Those who make it through Tyler, get to JC,”

Scottie’s vote against Swaggy is similar to Bay revealing her power app, to Rachel, except with a longer half-life. Scottie, no matter what he does, can’t live this down.

This one kernel of truth unravels all the false accusations leveled against Scottie: JC’s hinky vote; Scottie being the hacker, when Kaycee was the hacker; not voting to save RS (Brett claimed that vote, for Rockstar, in another house meeting) – and Fessy believed this ruse!

It’s like the boy who called wolf: even when Scottie is telling the truth, all Fessy and Co. have to point to, is that one vote against Swaggy. And no one is going to let that one go.

However, this doesn’t excuse Fessy’s stupidity. He actually believes, he and Hay can make a Final Four, with Tyler and Angela. If Scottie goes home this week, which I am almost sure that he will, if he doesn’t win veto – Fessy will be joining him in the jury house, one week later.

Kaitlyn, Bay, Hay, Fessy, and even Scottie, with his brief flirtation with Level 4 – have all tried to join Level 6. They don’t seem to understand that there is even another side of the house, beyond Angela, Tyler and Kaycee. Foutte trusts Brett, the mole, over Scottie, one of their most loyal members, besides the just-evicted Rockstar.

Only recently did it begin to dawn on Hay and Scottie that there is a group of six, running things, in the house. Angela and Kaycee even wrote the number ‘6’ on the underside of the brims, of their OTEV baseball caps.

Speaking of Kaycee, yes, that eviction night speech was Cringe. Kaycee has been a great team-player, in a strong alliance. However, when the incoming Level 4 civil war happens, I wonder if she will actually be able to think for herself and even win.

#TeamSam is pretty much trash. Even after Hammock Brett almost killed Sam, with the dinner of death, Sam still ran back to him and like I referenced earlier, told Brett she liked him, that she saw him as her future husband, and totally believes he feels the same way. Completely #Cringe. Gross. Brett was doing all that he could, not to run out of the room screaming.

Sam doesn’t want Angela stealing Tyler from her and she doesn’t want Hay or Angela stealing Brett from her. I have never seen such insecurity and levels of erotomania i.e. the belief in relationships that don’t actually exist.

I am so disappointed. Never tell anyone you like them. Brett will only use her and manipulate her. Conceal your true intentions, like in the #48LawsOfPower. I have been trying so hard to root for Sam, but now she just seems like she has lost all of her bearings. Ugh.

one day Fessy will figure it out

BB: “Rockslide!”

Sam in the House

Fessy plays the game as well as a sack of rocks. He’s ‘OK’ with Tyler, but wants to get rid of Scottie, one of the last few people in Foutte’s alliance, besides Hay.

Fessy is after Brett and Scottie, the competitors for Hay’s heart. He’s not playing for the $500K. He is playing strictly with his heart. Fessy is ready to let Tyler get away, for another week. At this rate, Tyler is never going to be voted out anytime soon. He’s never been in any real danger.

Scottie’s going home Thursday. I am calling it now. Kaitlyn got rid of Swaggy. Hay let RS go home during her HOH. Fessy is going to take out Scottie, for personal reasons (Scottie’s crush on Hay).

Scottie is still the best thing to ever happen to Foutte. He needs to win the veto and save himself from Foutte’s stupidity. Kaitlyn’s spirit animals are still haunting the house and taking revenge on Foutte, by allowing them to fight each other and destroy one another.

Fessy is going home, the week after the next. Foutte is all going to join each other, one after the other, in the jury house.

Fessy also repeated the great Foutte tradition of making bad strategic decisions from the HOH bathroom, like Hay’s wine-fueled bath tub pitch to Tyler, to use the veto on Rockstar.

Stop with the backdooring; just put people up straightaway.

Foutte wins competitions – but not the ones that matter; Tyler has won multiple POVs, including OTEV.

Sam and Kaycee? I ‘ship’ them, more than any pairing with Sam. They were hugging each other so much, after RS left. Sam returned to her first love.

Brett almost killed Sam, with some seeds she was allergic to, in a dinner he made for her. If that’s not a sign, from the universe, that they shouldn’t be together, I don’t know what is.

Sam was the only vote to save Bay, but this week, suddenly, like the crocodile tears of Hay and Fessy, last week, Sam supposedly ‘just wanted to vote with the house.’ Future HGs should retire this tired excuse forever. As I’ve said before, YOU make your own majority, YOU accumulate your own numbers.

It’s like Rule #3 of the 48 Laws of Power: never tell anyone that you like them. Conceal your true intentions. Bad move Sam. Brett is not the one for her! Sam needs a nurturer and Brett will not be able to deal with Sam’s level of uniqueness.

Sam is the kind of person, who can survive on her own, but she needs just one person, who gets her – one person who is ‘her person.’ Bay is gone, so is RS; so now, Sam’s ‘person’ is Brett, of all people.

The level of commitment, that Sam requires, is too much for Brett to handle. He won’t have the mental bandwidth to cater to Sam. Then she will be hurt and take the whole issue very hard, since Sam already has self-esteem issues. Angela may be traditionally hot, but Sam is the beautiful girl-next-door. I don’t know why she can’t see that in herself and be more confident.

Foutte is committed to the ‘fairness’ of Rockstar, or people like Fessy, being ‘a man of his word.’ No one in Foutte is intellectually dumb. But street smarts would teach Foutte that the only thing that really matters is power – who has the numbers, who has the majority.

Words mean nothing without actions. Pinky promises are made to be broken, at one’s first convenience. Just ask Tyler.  “The 48 Laws of Power,” “The Prince,” and “The Art of War” should be required reading for all HGs, before they enter the BB house.

Rockstar is not legendary, in any sense of the word. The only HG that I am excited to see in Celebrity Big Brother, Survivor and such, is Kaitlyn. Kaitlyn is a Legend.

sip that Tea