BB: “DUM BASS”

Mordor

‘King Tyler,’ sure. During ancient times, tribes of every color and creed, had kings and/or queens, to rule over them. However, as soon as things became too horrible – kings and queens were made to be sacrificed.

Vote out Tyler! That’s the PSA of the day.

As for Angela, I don’t think she was hugged enough, as a kid. Who tells the first jury member, that she hopes a black female wins BB, for the first time ever, invites her up to the HOH room for a sleepover and then backdoors her the next day?

It’s happening right now: the feeds are down for the POV ceremony. Angela is going to give this extremely extra speech, that will be good TV, but horrible strategy.

Hay, the Hacker, is the only one trying to play this game. Sam cried when Tyler went up – cried. You have got to be kidding me. Kaitlyn was in love with Tyler. Bay is lowkey in love with Tyler (although this Amazonia with Angela, has momentarily distracted her).

Angela sold her best friend Rachel down the river, because Tyler told her to. She then had to beg Tyler and Scottie for the POV. Even Sam said that was pathetic and sad.

I have stanned Hay from the beginning (even though she’s not in my Final Five), just waiting for her to unleash her potential. She has been the only one to do anything close to “female empowerment,” this whole season. And unlike Bay, she didn’t tell the entire world about her advantage. Daytime Emmy acting, as Kaitlyn would say.

At first, I was angry with Bay, for not promising to use her power app on Angela, the Terminator – at least, in words only – to insure Bay’s safety, next week. Then Bay finally did so (the 30 second Amazonia moment at 7:40 PM, Pacific time). Yet Angela, still hasn’t – and probably won’t – wake up and put up Tyler. This is the last chance.

Tyler is like a parasite: he has invaded people, like Angela, Sam and Bay’s brains, and convinced them, that what’s good for him, is good for them. Bay and Hay, before the POV, basking in Bay’s newfound safety, even postulated that Scottie was more of a threat, and should go home before Tyler. Where they get this idea, that Tyler is a lost, little lamb, is once again, beyond me.

The only other female, that I have any shred of faith in, is Kaycee. Maybe she is playing along, going with the flow, to get ahead. She is the only one who would be immune to Tyler’s wiles. Even JC might keep Tyler longer. Beyond that, we’ll just have to keep watching Angela, and all the other females in the house, keep boiling water, without the stove on.

Feeds are still down. Can’t wait for those post-POV fireworks!

Angela, the Terminator

 

BB: “Yaaassssss”

Rachel, SHE GONE

Bay’s Mom said Bay tested ‘one point away from genius.’ Einstein’s IQ was 168; the average Ivy League student has an IQ of 130. Based on a poll of various sources, “genius” is usually defined around an IQ of 140, or so.

However, you only need an IQ of 120, to be ‘street smart.’ Highly intelligent people, with an IQ of 120 and above, need to supplement their intellectual gifts, with emotional IQ or EQ, common sense and social intelligence, to continue to get ahead in society.

Now, I believe Bay’s Mom. Bay was going to be pre-med, but her beauty was rarer than her brain (Miss Missouri). Bay’s Mom, along with her entire family, can also see through Tyler. Bay cannot see through Tyler.

Let’s check in on the HGs, shall we? Regardless of what Foutte/The Hive think they know about Tyler, the five members of Foutte are: Scottie, Bay, RS, Hay and Fessy.

Bay couldn’t vote, because she was HOH, so only four Foutte members voted. Yet, the vote to evict Rachel was 5 to 4. That means someone, other than Foutte, i.e. Tyler, voted to keep Brett.

I am sorry to insult the intelligence of the vast majority of people, who can do basic math, but as of now, Bay, the Terrible, has continued her Reign of Terror, post-HOH, by blaming RS needlessly, for supposedly flipping. RS has been the most loyal member of Foutte.

Understandably, the internet is aghast at Foutte’s apparent stupidity, and is torn between still rooting for these lost underdogs, or just writing a check, made out to Tyler, for $500K.

Brett gave a great speech (so glad that he got to go second), Rachel crumbled from within, ran out the door, and the EMTs nearly had to be called, because Rachel was about to fall out of her chair.

Julie may be leaving, but she got the best post-eviction spiel, in all of BB history. Julie was absolutely savage, since the real problems in her personal life made her rightfully exasperated with Rachel’s inability to get a clue. #WitheringGlance. Somehow, BB20 managed to beat the epic eviction of Kaitlyn, and even the barely contained rage of post-eviction Winston.

Brett’s speech makes it impossible for Bay stans to salvage even a shred of dignity, because now it looks like Bay was dumb enough to fail to protect her own pawn. Failing to evict Brett, is failing to meet the standard (even though, the worst possibility: Scottie getting backdoored, didn’t happen).

Brett has given the best eviction day speeches, he’s taken himself off of the block twice; he is just as dangerous as Tyler – who Bay and Foutte still have failed to figure out. They don’t even suspect him!

JC is fanning the flames of their internecine paranoia. Tyler will eliminate them all and then it will be just Tyler and JC, playing a chess game, a la The Seventh Seal – like Josh and Paul during their season.

Worse, Bay may or may not be preggers. Shotgun marriage?

Bay's a genius, BUT I'M SERIOUS