BB: “Yaaassssss”

Rachel, SHE GONE

Bay’s Mom said Bay tested ‘one point away from genius.’ Einstein’s IQ was 168; the average Ivy League student has an IQ of 130. Based on a poll of various sources, “genius” is usually defined around an IQ of 140, or so.

However, you only need an IQ of 120, to be ‘street smart.’ Highly intelligent people, with an IQ of 120 and above, need to supplement their intellectual gifts, with emotional IQ or EQ, common sense and social intelligence, to continue to get ahead in society.

Now, I believe Bay’s Mom. Bay was going to be pre-med, but her beauty was rarer than her brain (Miss Missouri). Bay’s Mom, along with her entire family, can also see through Tyler. Bay cannot see through Tyler.

Let’s check in on the HGs, shall we? Regardless of what Foutte/The Hive think they know about Tyler, the five members of Foutte are: Scottie, Bay, RS, Hay and Fessy.

Bay couldn’t vote, because she was HOH, so only four Foutte members voted. Yet, the vote to evict Rachel was 5 to 4. That means someone, other than Foutte, i.e. Tyler, voted to keep Brett.

I am sorry to insult the intelligence of the vast majority of people, who can do basic math, but as of now, Bay, the Terrible, has continued her Reign of Terror, post-HOH, by blaming RS needlessly, for supposedly flipping. RS has been the most loyal member of Foutte.

Understandably, the internet is aghast at Foutte’s apparent stupidity, and is torn between still rooting for these lost underdogs, or just writing a check, made out to Tyler, for $500K.

Brett gave a great speech (so glad that he got to go second), Rachel crumbled from within, ran out the door, and the EMTs nearly had to be called, because Rachel was about to fall out of her chair.

Julie may be leaving, but she got the best post-eviction spiel, in all of BB history. Julie was absolutely savage, since the real problems in her personal life made her rightfully exasperated with Rachel’s inability to get a clue. #WitheringGlance. Somehow, BB20 managed to beat the epic eviction of Kaitlyn, and even the barely contained rage of post-eviction Winston.

Brett’s speech makes it impossible for Bay stans to salvage even a shred of dignity, because now it looks like Bay was dumb enough to fail to protect her own pawn. Failing to evict Brett, is failing to meet the standard (even though, the worst possibility: Scottie getting backdoored, didn’t happen).

Brett has given the best eviction day speeches, he’s taken himself off of the block twice; he is just as dangerous as Tyler – who Bay and Foutte still have failed to figure out. They don’t even suspect him!

JC is fanning the flames of their internecine paranoia. Tyler will eliminate them all and then it will be just Tyler and JC, playing a chess game, a la The Seventh Seal – like Josh and Paul during their season.

Worse, Bay may or may not be preggers. Shotgun marriage?

Bay's a genius, BUT I'M SERIOUS