BB: “Crush Your Enemy Totally.” RIP Brett

this. is. the. best.

Stay calm and stay regular. “Take your Metamucil.” I mean, Brett played the game. I am glad Angela wasn’t surprised, in regard to Brett’s impending treachery. We just witnessed the Level 6 civil war!

Tyler, Angela and Kaycee flexed their first strike capability against Brett, before he could even make a move.

I am happy for Tangela; I just don’t do showmances well. The “I love you”(s) feel forced. Law 20, of the 48 Laws of Power: “Do Not Commit to Anyone.” It takes years to truly love someone. Fans, this is for TV. Just pull out a script.

Also, in the Stupid File: Nobody decides anything on Thursday morning. Governments and corporations have things planned out, beyond 2023. Wake up, Hay. She didn’t deserve a coup de grâce – and she didn’t get one. In Survivor, telling someone he or she is going, is risking that such a person will dump the rice.

I get excited when my favorites win comps, because I value action, over words, but Kaycee doesn’t have the killer instinct. She was really excited, to get Brett out of the house – but only once Tyler walked her through it and explained a blindside, to Kaycee, Barney-style. Otherwise, Kaycee would still be saying “Let’s Go,” for all of Level 6. That’s not how the real world works, Kaycee. Out there, some people are devious and underhanded.

Kaycee will be rocked by a betrayal – if Tyler doesn’t carry her to the end, and lose to her, in the Final Two. In the GBMs, Angela and Tyler decided to blame Hay’s exit on Brett. But that’s just poor planning, since Brett will be following her, soon after and they will compare notes, in the jury house. Hay will then wonder why Tyler and Angela had to lie to her, even in the GBMs. Again, we’re looking at a Kaycee win, by accident, not on purpose.

JC was more horrified for himself, than for Brett. JBrett was over before it even began; Tyler and Angela nipped that power pair, in the bud. JC didn’t even vote to keep Brett. JC is just trying to keep all his ducks in a row. He did jump off the Brett boat, before it went down, but JC’s still a rat, fleeing sinking ship, after sinking ship, Titanic after Titanic. Could JC still win? Maybe, but also only by accident, not on purpose.

If Julie asks you if you are going to vote for Tyler or vote “bitter,” that’s not a real choice. Of course, on live TV, Brett is going to be a good sportsman. But coach the question, in another way: voting “emotionally,” instead of voting “bitter,” and Brett is totally on board.

You cheer, when you get out an enemy, but Tyler, Angela and Kaycee really laughed, while twisting the knife, into their friend. Yes, friends expect everything and betray, at the drop of a hat, just like in the 48 Laws of Power – while enemies expect nothing, and will be loyal, for a scrap of goodwill. But Tyler and Angela are killing their chances with the jury. Pyrrhic victory? We’ll see.

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BB: Mr. Nice Guy AKA The Limits of Jury Management

Sam is my spirit animal

“Let’s do the Time Warp again.” Battle-Back weeks are tough.

Even Rob, on RHAP, says Tyler’s crush on Angela is unrequited. Tyler and Angela have finally kissed, but it’s just fodder for casuals, who like showmances.

This is so forced. These two have been up in the HOH room, for two weeks. JC is livid. Other people are going to notice. Them honeymooning, while everyone else is slumming it, downstairs, is only going to stir up unnecessary jealousy and resentment. Unforced error.

Angela, save your game. If Tyler won’t pull the trigger, Angela must do it. We can’t have yet another tragic love story. Angela needs to drop him, like a hot potato. Yes, she is the real Savage Ice Queen. Tyler only thinks he’s a savage.

Tyler doesn’t even like the game. So much for him being a super-fan. Him and Angela are moaning, about being on camera, all the time. Well, that’s the show you signed up for, mate.

Tyler is not Savage. He is the exact opposite of Savage. Ice-cold killers do not have showmances, do not have crushes, do not keep floaters around and don’t make Final 2s, with everyone.

I said it long time ago: the winner isn’t going to share $500K, with anyone. So, Tyler can keep hanging out, and when the Foute voting bloc turns around and decides to pick anyone but Tyler – Angela or Brett, alone, will be holding on to the cold-hard cash.

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