furniture – A Piece, of the Sky

I made the argument, before Bay’s eviction, that it would be in production’s best interests, to keep an HG with a power, even a power everybody knows about, over an HG, who will go up multiple times, as a goat, only to be finally evicted. Well, it looks like this is the time that RS finally gets evicted.

It was another week of another terrible Foutte HOH. You could argue that Angela was still under the influence of Tyler, but at least, she got out her desired backdoor target, on the other side of the house: Bay. (Foutte still doesn’t even know Level 4 exists!).

Bay got out a member of Level 6, but only because Rachel managed to tick Tyler off. Kaitlyn was controlled into backdooring a member of her own alliance (Swaggy C) – and what do you know? RS might just go home during Hay’s HOH week.

Only Scottie has done the right thing, on the Foutte side, and still has the best HOH week, of the season. This pawn nonsense doesn’t work! Sure, Tyler could have jumped in the Cloud – but let the chips fall where they may! He then wouldn’t be able to use the Cloud, during the POV ceremony. And Tyler wouldn’t have won OTEV, without RS stupidly comparing answers with him.

Hay is proving that her intelligence only extends to competitions. She tried to promise Tyler safety, from her HOH bathtub, after chugging almost a whole bottle of her HOH wine (Sam WOULD NOT approve). Noah, much?

But naturally, Tyler is never going to believe Hay’s pitch in a billion years, because 1) when Hay was the Hacker, she put Tyler on the block, and 2) during Hay’s fiasco of a house meeting, she further explicated that Tyler had been her target for weeks.

If that was the case, why put up Angela and Kaycee – Kaycee who only wins a hacker comp based on furniture, Kaycee who also yells at RS, (right before OTEV, after the feeds cut) Kaycee’s elder by ten years, a mother of three, not Kaycee’s peer, and also a someone weaker than herself. (Pick on someone your own size – or bigger!)

Speaking of looming threats, no tiny David, seems to be able to slay the Tyler Goliath. There’s no St. George, for this dragon, except maybe JC. Stupid Foutte is getting wiped off the board, as JC and Tyler, move around their chess pieces, toward the final showdown.

It’s not so much that I want to root for the underdogs – Foutte and Sam – but that as a super-fan, virtually playing in the house, myself, I want to see someone take down Tyler. I want to know that it can be done.

Right now, to use video game lingo, particularly from “Super Smash Bros: Melee,” it’s like the rest of the HGs are a bunch of NPCs (non-player characters) running around, with the intelligence of 1 or 2, all fighting against Tyler, an NPC, with an intelligence of 9. Of course, the NPC with an intelligence of 9, is going to beat a bunch of n00b bots, running around with the intelligence of ants.

When Tyler is the king of the ant hill, shining a magnifying glass down, and torching those morons, it isn’t very fun. So, let’s see if Tyler continues to be overpowered and destroy the game. As long as he wins every single POV, it doesn’t really matter who is HOH. Shake things up Grodner.

‘King Tyler,’ sure. During ancient times, tribes of every color and creed, had kings and/or queens, to rule over them. However, as soon as things became too horrible – kings and queens were made to be sacrificed.

Vote out Tyler! That’s the PSA of the day.

As for Angela, I don’t think she was hugged enough, as a kid. Who tells the first jury member, that she hopes a black female wins BB, for the first time ever, invites her up to the HOH room for a sleepover and then backdoors her the next day?

It’s happening right now: the feeds are down for the POV ceremony. Angela is going to give this extremely extra speech, that will be good TV, but horrible strategy.

Hay, the Hacker, is the only one trying to play this game. Sam cried when Tyler went up – cried. You have got to be kidding me. Kaitlyn was in love with Tyler. Bay is lowkey in love with Tyler (although this Amazonia with Angela, has momentarily distracted her).

Angela sold her best friend Rachel down the river, because Tyler told her to. She then had to beg Tyler and Scottie for the POV. Even Sam said that was pathetic and sad.

I have stanned Hay from the beginning (even though she’s not in my Final Five), just waiting for her to unleash her potential. She has been the only one to do anything close to “female empowerment,” this whole season. And unlike Bay, she didn’t tell the entire world about her advantage. Daytime Emmy acting, as Kaitlyn would say.

At first, I was angry with Bay, for not promising to use her power app on Angela, the Terminator – at least, in words only – to insure Bay’s safety, next week. Then Bay finally did so (the 30 second Amazonia moment at 7:40 PM, Pacific time). Yet Angela, still hasn’t – and probably won’t – wake up and put up Tyler. This is the last chance.

Tyler is like a parasite: he has invaded people, like Angela, Sam and Bay’s brains, and convinced them, that what’s good for him, is good for them. Bay and Hay, before the POV, basking in Bay’s newfound safety, even postulated that Scottie was more of a threat, and should go home before Tyler. Where they get this idea, that Tyler is a lost, little lamb, is once again, beyond me.

The only other female, that I have any shred of faith in, is Kaycee. Maybe she is playing along, going with the flow, to get ahead. She is the only one who would be immune to Tyler’s wiles. Even JC might keep Tyler longer. Beyond that, we’ll just have to keep watching Angela, and all the other females in the house, keep boiling water, without the stove on.

Feeds are still down. Can’t wait for those post-POV fireworks!