BB: “Crush Your Enemy Totally.” RIP Brett

this. is. the. best.

Stay calm and stay regular. “Take your Metamucil.” I mean, Brett played the game. I am glad Angela wasn’t surprised, in regard to Brett’s impending treachery. We just witnessed the Level 6 civil war!

Tyler, Angela and Kaycee flexed their first strike capability against Brett, before he could even make a move.

I am happy for Tangela; I just don’t do showmances well. The “I love you”(s) feel forced. Law 20, of the 48 Laws of Power: “Do Not Commit to Anyone.” It takes years to truly love someone. Fans, this is for TV. Just pull out a script.

Also, in the Stupid File: Nobody decides anything on Thursday morning. Governments and corporations have things planned out, beyond 2023. Wake up, Hay. She didn’t deserve a coup de grâce – and she didn’t get one. In Survivor, telling someone he or she is going, is risking that such a person will dump the rice.

I get excited when my favorites win comps, because I value action, over words, but Kaycee doesn’t have the killer instinct. She was really excited, to get Brett out of the house – but only once Tyler walked her through it and explained a blindside, to Kaycee, Barney-style. Otherwise, Kaycee would still be saying “Let’s Go,” for all of Level 6. That’s not how the real world works, Kaycee. Out there, some people are devious and underhanded.

Kaycee will be rocked by a betrayal – if Tyler doesn’t carry her to the end, and lose to her, in the Final Two. In the GBMs, Angela and Tyler decided to blame Hay’s exit on Brett. But that’s just poor planning, since Brett will be following her, soon after and they will compare notes, in the jury house. Hay will then wonder why Tyler and Angela had to lie to her, even in the GBMs. Again, we’re looking at a Kaycee win, by accident, not on purpose.

JC was more horrified for himself, than for Brett. JBrett was over before it even began; Tyler and Angela nipped that power pair, in the bud. JC didn’t even vote to keep Brett. JC is just trying to keep all his ducks in a row. He did jump off the Brett boat, before it went down, but JC’s still a rat, fleeing sinking ship, after sinking ship, Titanic after Titanic. Could JC still win? Maybe, but also only by accident, not on purpose.

If Julie asks you if you are going to vote for Tyler or vote “bitter,” that’s not a real choice. Of course, on live TV, Brett is going to be a good sportsman. But coach the question, in another way: voting “emotionally,” instead of voting “bitter,” and Brett is totally on board.

You cheer, when you get out an enemy, but Tyler, Angela and Kaycee really laughed, while twisting the knife, into their friend. Yes, friends expect everything and betray, at the drop of a hat, just like in the 48 Laws of Power – while enemies expect nothing, and will be loyal, for a scrap of goodwill. But Tyler and Angela are killing their chances with the jury. Pyrrhic victory? We’ll see.


BB: “Yaaassssss”

Rachel, SHE GONE

Bay’s Mom said Bay tested ‘one point away from genius.’ Einstein’s IQ was 168; the average Ivy League student has an IQ of 130. Based on a poll of various sources, “genius” is usually defined around an IQ of 140, or so.

However, you only need an IQ of 120, to be ‘street smart.’ Highly intelligent people, with an IQ of 120 and above, need to supplement their intellectual gifts, with emotional IQ or EQ, common sense and social intelligence, to continue to get ahead in society.

Now, I believe Bay’s Mom. Bay was going to be pre-med, but her beauty was rarer than her brain (Miss Missouri). Bay’s Mom, along with her entire family, can also see through Tyler. Bay cannot see through Tyler.

Let’s check in on the HGs, shall we? Regardless of what Foutte/The Hive think they know about Tyler, the five members of Foutte are: Scottie, Bay, RS, Hay and Fessy.

Bay couldn’t vote, because she was HOH, so only four Foutte members voted. Yet, the vote to evict Rachel was 5 to 4. That means someone, other than Foutte, i.e. Tyler, voted to keep Brett.

I am sorry to insult the intelligence of the vast majority of people, who can do basic math, but as of now, Bay, the Terrible, has continued her Reign of Terror, post-HOH, by blaming RS needlessly, for supposedly flipping. RS has been the most loyal member of Foutte.

Understandably, the internet is aghast at Foutte’s apparent stupidity, and is torn between still rooting for these lost underdogs, or just writing a check, made out to Tyler, for $500K.

Brett gave a great speech (so glad that he got to go second), Rachel crumbled from within, ran out the door, and the EMTs nearly had to be called, because Rachel was about to fall out of her chair.

Julie may be leaving, but she got the best post-eviction spiel, in all of BB history. Julie was absolutely savage, since the real problems in her personal life made her rightfully exasperated with Rachel’s inability to get a clue. #WitheringGlance. Somehow, BB20 managed to beat the epic eviction of Kaitlyn, and even the barely contained rage of post-eviction Winston.

Brett’s speech makes it impossible for Bay stans to salvage even a shred of dignity, because now it looks like Bay was dumb enough to fail to protect her own pawn. Failing to evict Brett, is failing to meet the standard (even though, the worst possibility: Scottie getting backdoored, didn’t happen).

Brett has given the best eviction day speeches, he’s taken himself off of the block twice; he is just as dangerous as Tyler – who Bay and Foutte still have failed to figure out. They don’t even suspect him!

JC is fanning the flames of their internecine paranoia. Tyler will eliminate them all and then it will be just Tyler and JC, playing a chess game, a la The Seventh Seal – like Josh and Paul during their season.

Worse, Bay may or may not be preggers. Shotgun marriage?

Bay's a genius, BUT I'M SERIOUS