BB: JC, Victorious

Tyler is DONE

I said last week JC only needed to win two comps. Well, here we are.

JC won the HOH, by one point. Kaycee was not competitive.

King JC is back!! It was looking dodgy for a minute, but JC will be the one to sit at the final chess game, with Tyler! I always predicted JC, the Merciful – author of the epic Kaitlyn hinky vote – would slay the dragon, one day.

Our Van Helsing will get Vampire Tyler, in the end! He was always in my Final Five.

Also, while we’re on the subject of self-calls:

September 14th:

“I grew up listening to my parents watching BB. @JulieChen is a part of my life. I hope she stays on BB.”

Called It

Julie Chen is staying on BB forever!

Sam just couldn’t deal with the #FakeLife. As I said, throughout the season, Sam was always one of my favorite players. She lasted a long time, and is only the second one to go, in my Final Five. Sam was authentic and sincere. She’s a real person. Sam for AFP!

I also hope Sam doesn’t vote for Tyler. I have always maintained that Tyler is a villain. Obviously, strategically and socially Tyler is a very smart player but one of the 48 Laws of Power, #46, is to ‘never be too perfect.’ Everything was coming up roses for Tyler. It’s only human nature, to root for him to be knocked down a few pegs.

The hero or the anti-hero is never perfect. He or she is always flawed. Heroes are real people – dirty, messy, real people – people like Sam.

Tyler treated Sam like trash. And Sam never revealed his secret, about the power app, unlike Rachel – who told the entire house, about Bay’s power app. So, I hope, in the jury, Sam leads the cavalry, in the vote against Tyler. JC got his heart ripped to shreds by Tyler. I continue to hope JC wins. Crush ‘em, JC!

dying

BB: “Captain of Sports!” AKA The Hammer Falls

tear the doors off the hinges

JC come back to reality! Tyler is not going to win the POV for you! Kaycee won the POV. Sam is going home and then, next week, you’re going home, JC! Wake up! Do something!

JC and Sam have both been defeated by believing Tyler was exclusively their ‘person.’ They’re both on the bottom; they are the last of the misfit toys, now that all of Foutte has been eliminated.

What JC and Sam never realized – and still don’t realize – is that Tyler never belonged to them. Tyler made Final 2s with everyone. He doesn’t owe them anything.

go home

Angela and Kaycee felt sorry for JC, until Tyler told them that JC has been gunning for them, for at least three weeks now. They then dumped JC and divested him as quickly as Level 6 cut out Brett.

Now that Angela and Kaycee know JC is going home before them, they are happy to admit, privately to Tyler, all the things that ever annoyed them, about JC and how they never liked JC, in the first place.

For JC, the Titanic has already sunk, and JC is just treading water, holding on to a raft or a rotting piece of wood, in the freezing north Atlantic, just waiting for the end.

punk, Goth

Angela is winning comps and sitting pretty, but she has no plans, beyond the Final 3. She just hasn’t thought that through yet. Angela assumes that both Tyler and Kaycee will take her to the end, since she is so very much hated, by the jury.

Angela doesn’t know about Tyler and Kaycee’s Final 2. She may freak out, even more than JC, when she finds out that she is going to be betrayed. JC has been in a precarious situation for weeks – like Hay, before she went. JC understands the anxiety of not knowing where he stands and is ready for the hammer to fall.

Queen Angela has lived a mostly charmed existence, so far – so having her entire world turned upside-down will be far more unsettling to her, than it would have been for JC. JC’s only hope is that Tyler realizes this disparity, in the force of JC and Angela’s emotional reactions, and takes JC to the Final 3, instead of Angela.

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Paging Dr. Peanut…Yes! Kaycee got the memo! I can’t believe it: another comp win! That’s how you do it! You hibernate, for the first month, so as not to put a target on your back – but maintain good social relations with everyone and not tick anyone off – and then down the homestretch, unfurl your fiery, phoenix wings!

Now, our Veto Goddess needs to grow a killer instinct! It’s good to be a beautiful Aphrodite sometimes, but at other times, a goddess of war, like Athena, is needed. Bring down the war hammer now, Kaycee!

This is the last chance to take a shot at Tyler! Kaycee’s self-preservation needs to kick in. Angela, Kaycee and Tyler can’t all win first place! It doesn’t work that way. Get four moves ahead, Kaycee. Get rid of the competition.