The Post-Natalie Game
How to Ruin Eggs and #Jacketgate: Natalie had a master’s degree in Un-Graciousness and was so egotistical (egg-o-tistical? Leggo my Eggo?), that she checked the block for the Disney villain of the season. I did love the drama Queen Napalm Natalie produced and I wonder who or what the daily complaint log on the island is going to revolve around now.
Don’t boil the eggs and don’t eat them all at once. The yolks will turn gray – and they spoil at the wrong temperature – buried under the sand, like baby turtles. We’ll all wait while Natalie returns Angelina’s jacket.
Forget David and Goliath – tons of Samsons are going down this season. I am for Mike, the Power Broker. If Christian can’t make it, Mike White can win it for the Goliath’s side. On to the Merge!
Don’t put your eggs all in one jacket.
Survivor Rankings, post-Episode 5:
- Ultimate Sole Survivor: Christian
a. The Know-It-All - Alison
a. Erin Brockovich - Dan
a. Seduce and Destroy- Found an Idol: 2 Points
- Found an Idol: 2 Points
- Cowboy Carl
a. True Grit- Found an Idol Nullifier: 2 Points
Jeremy Crawford
a. Social Butterfly- Got Voted Out: – 5 Points
- Found an Idol: 2 Points
- Angelina
a. Meredith Grey - Alec
a. Surfer Dude Natalie
a. The Wise Older Woman- Got Voted Out: – 5 Points
- Elizabeth Olsen
a. Mommy Dearest Natalia
a. The Oh-No You Didn’t- Got Voted Out: – 5 Points
Bottom Half
- “Davie”
a. Ponyboy (“The Outsiders”)- Found an Idol: 2 Points
Pat
a. The Heisenberg
MEDEVAC: -3 Points- Nick Wilson
a. The Good Ole Boy- Found his slingshot
- The Mayor of Slamtown
a. The (Pseudo) Specialist - Mike White
a. Mr. Miyagi - Kara Kay
a. The Siren - Gabby
a. Chelsea Handler - Lyrsa (purple hair)
a. Lady Gaga Jessica
a. Little Red Riding Hood
First Voted Out of the Season: -15 Points- Got Voted Out: – 5 Points
First-One Out: Bi
b. GI Jane- Quitting Voluntarily: -10 Points
A Piece of the Sky 
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