BB: Dairy Queen, Dancing Queen

Angela, the Dairy Queen

Angela was probably tired of Tyler’s nonsense. She wanted OUT. Their relationship seemed like it could have taken place in seventh grade – not between two adults. Puppy love. I’m with Rob on this one: #Tangela is as dull as Velveeta cheese. Unctuous. Corny. Kitsch.

Love is not perfect. A compelling love, like a compelling hero or anti-hero, is flawed. We knew Faleigh would never last, but fans enjoyed watching them snipe and bicker, like a cantankerous old couple. For Tangela, everything is easy – and easy is boring. If Tangela didn’t feel like they had to keep their relationship a secret, the audience would have soured on them, a long time ago.

Angela was just exhausted. She was tired of ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians’ with Tyler, as the ideal couple. Angela got all the bad results of being a compelling villain and none of the superior results, like her mate, the smaller spider, Tyler. She got blamed for everything, by the jury, but Angela didn’t capitalize on her bloodthirsty reputation, to actually win the game.

Taran, the robot’s, heart melted, by the end of the game. My frozen heart never saw the first rays of spring. This TV love didn’t tickle my heart strings. It was moronic. I was worried Tyler would lose his edge, but Angela basically became a housewife and took the fall, for her man. She was left sitting on the asphalt, outside the BB house, wondering what the heck happened to her. Angela got sideswiped by Tyler’s Maserati, burning his way down the speedway, toward the Final Two. Watch out for road rash.

Sam, the maid, can’t imagine a life without cooking and cleaning for the BB HGs. Angela relied on her alliance to the end. She had no contingency plans, she had no support Final Twos. Tyler, meanwhile, had a Final Two, with everyone and his or her mom. If Angela hadn’t listened to conniving Tyler and cut her original Ride-or-Die, Rachel, she might have had a paddle, in hell. But instead, after Kaycee and Tyler cut her, following JC’s earth-shattering W, Angela was left sailing down the Styx, into the abyss (I love mythology).

What happened to her, man? What’s wrong with Angela? – as Rachel would say. What happened to Angela’s warrior spirit? Why did she throw her killer instinct out the window? Amazonia?!?!

Kaitlyn was the best thing in this season

@kaitcoaching was the real winner of #BB20.

It’s too bad that we can’t have a full LGBT Final Two. Both of these two are, sadly, still stuck on Tyler. Gay female Kaycee thinks Tyler is her straight or bisexual male bro. JC is still lost in this tragic gay person crushing on an uninterested straight or bisexual, same-sex person story arc. It’s not good.

Tyler cannot take Kaycee, if he wants to win. But JC could also beat him too, if Tyler decided to take him. Foutte is blaming itself, in the jury house but it won’t be too long before they turn their guns outside of the circle and start firing at Tyler. Rockstar, Bay and Co. would definitely vote for any LGBT person, over Tyler, at this point – even JC.

JC just couldn’t win that second competition. He’s going out, in third place. He played a good social game, manipulated everyone but Tyler, Angela and Kaycee and orchestrated many significant votes, including Kaitlyn’s downfall – but in the end you need to win comps, to enact your will. A “rat, floater game” – as Taran puts it – can only take you so far.

very likely to happen

JC could only win one comp, so he had to rely on various hosts – Fessy, Brett, Tyler and even, at one point, Kaycee. Fessy and Brett bit the bullet, for JC, but both Tyler and Kaycee successfully resisted JC’s parasitic influence. Tyler picked Level 6, his showmance with Angela and finally, his Final Two with Kaycee, over JC.

JC’s problem was that he thought Tyler would put him first – over the aforementioned Level 6, Angela and Kaycee. JC would have won the game, if he hadn’t underestimated the extent of Tyler’s duplicity. ‘Never commit to anyone;’ never believe in anyone, without question. Or as Reagan would say, “Trust but verify.” JC got left in the Broken Hearts Club.

Foutte wins in the end

Then there’s freedom of choice, or at least, the allusion of choice. Some people can, for the most part, make the right decisions – but the spice of life is all of the people who can’t or won’t make the right decisions. I’ve said it before: in the elements, in Survivor, people’s true selves come out, real quick. Bring back Have-Nots, with a vengeance. Put HGs on slop. Get more people to show their HOH-itis – and you’ll see people’s real selves jump out. Four words: Lord of the Flies.

BB: “Parasite?”

Foutte is TRASH

July 29: “4 Days Late”

“On Twitter, there are pictures of Tyler, dressed as a rich man, in his real life. He’s not a “surfer.” He doesn’t need the money – but he has the intelligence to win it.”

Tyler misrepresenting himself in the house, is not a surprise to me. I have some ocean-front property in Ohio, to sell you.

The surfer persona makes him appear dumber than his marks (another one of The 48 Laws of Power), which is why Foutte sees Tyler as some sort of lost lamb/puppy dog, ensnared in Angela’s wiles.

The opposition fails to recognize him as the true mastermind, behind all of Foutte’s failures, and underestimates his potential as a threat, to their peril.

August 11: “The Seduction of Sam?!”

Brett is the best man for Hay, not Scottie or Fessy. And JC is too small. Better luck next time Fessy!”

August 13: “The Bayleigh Vote”

“I still maintain Brett is better for [Hay]If Fessy and Hay were never in the house together, they would have never connected, in the real world.

#Faleigh is not going to exist, after this season. I am Team #Braleigh all the way.

JC as the parasite is completely predictable, but Fessy is so stupid, that he just lets it happen. Tyler actually wins POVs and won the first HOH, but his game-play is similar:

August 6: “DUM BASS”

Tyler is like a parasite: he has invaded people, like Angela, Sam and Bay’s brains, and convinced them, that what’s good for him, is good for them.”

JC won’t latch on to Tyler: he’s letting Tyler and Foutte eliminate Foutte. Then it will be JC vs. Tyler in the inevitable Level 4 civil war.

The eviction of Kaitlyn laid bare that JC has no intention to parasitically bond with Tyler or work for Tyler. The joke vote never lies. JC’s only objective is to beat Tyler.

July 29: “4 Days Late” (2x)

JC’s long game is to destroy Tyler, because only Tyler stands in the way of him winning $500K. The rest are irrelevant. It’s a game between JC and Tyler and the rest of them are just chess pieces, that those two move around. And it’s JC‘s game to lose.”

August 12: “ZERO STARS”

“There’s no St. George, for this dragon, except for maybe JC. Stupid Foutte is getting wiped off the board, as JC and Tyler, move around their chess pieces, toward the final showdown.”

August 1: “The Last Days of Foutte”

“The way the game works, is that the Bottom Five players aren’t even considered by JC. Bay, Fessy, Hay and the like, are ‘Clean-Up on Aisle 3,’ for Tyler. Those who make it through Tyler, get to JC,”

Scottie’s vote against Swaggy is similar to Bay revealing her power app, to Rachel, except with a longer half-life. Scottie, no matter what he does, can’t live this down.

This one kernel of truth unravels all the false accusations leveled against Scottie: JC’s hinky vote; Scottie being the hacker, when Kaycee was the hacker; not voting to save RS (Brett claimed that vote, for Rockstar, in another house meeting) – and Fessy believed this ruse!

It’s like the boy who called wolf: even when Scottie is telling the truth, all Fessy and Co. have to point to, is that one vote against Swaggy. And no one is going to let that one go.

However, this doesn’t excuse Fessy’s stupidity. He actually believes, he and Hay can make a Final Four, with Tyler and Angela. If Scottie goes home this week, which I am almost sure that he will, if he doesn’t win veto – Fessy will be joining him in the jury house, one week later.

Kaitlyn, Bay, Hay, Fessy, and even Scottie, with his brief flirtation with Level 4 – have all tried to join Level 6. They don’t seem to understand that there is even another side of the house, beyond Angela, Tyler and Kaycee. Foutte trusts Brett, the mole, over Scottie, one of their most loyal members, besides the just-evicted Rockstar.

Only recently did it begin to dawn on Hay and Scottie that there is a group of six, running things, in the house. Angela and Kaycee even wrote the number ‘6’ on the underside of the brims, of their OTEV baseball caps.

Speaking of Kaycee, yes, that eviction night speech was Cringe. Kaycee has been a great team-player, in a strong alliance. However, when the incoming Level 4 civil war happens, I wonder if she will actually be able to think for herself and even win.

#TeamSam is pretty much trash. Even after Hammock Brett almost killed Sam, with the dinner of death, Sam still ran back to him and like I referenced earlier, told Brett she liked him, that she saw him as her future husband, and totally believes he feels the same way. Completely #Cringe. Gross. Brett was doing all that he could, not to run out of the room screaming.

Sam doesn’t want Angela stealing Tyler from her and she doesn’t want Hay or Angela stealing Brett from her. I have never seen such insecurity and levels of erotomania i.e. the belief in relationships that don’t actually exist.

I am so disappointed. Never tell anyone you like them. Brett will only use her and manipulate her. Conceal your true intentions, like in the #48LawsOfPower. I have been trying so hard to root for Sam, but now she just seems like she has lost all of her bearings. Ugh.

one day Fessy will figure it out