BB: “ZERO STARS!”

I still love JC

I made the argument, before Bay’s eviction, that it would be in production’s best interests, to keep an HG with a power, even a power everybody knows about, over an HG, who will go up multiple times, as a goat, only to be finally evicted. Well, it looks like this is the time that RS finally gets evicted.

It was another week of another terrible Foutte HOH. You could argue that Angela was still under the influence of Tyler, but at least, she got out her desired backdoor target, on the other side of the house: Bay. (Foutte still doesn’t even know Level 4 exists!).

Bay got out a member of Level 6, but only because Rachel managed to tick Tyler off. Kaitlyn was controlled into backdooring a member of her own alliance (Swaggy C) – and what do you know? RS might just go home during Hay’s HOH week.

Only Scottie has done the right thing, on the Foutte side, and still has the best HOH week, of the season. This pawn nonsense doesn’t work! Sure, Tyler could have jumped in the Cloud – but let the chips fall where they may! He then wouldn’t be able to use the Cloud, during the POV ceremony. And Tyler wouldn’t have won OTEV, without RS stupidly comparing answers with him.

Hay is proving that her intelligence only extends to competitions. She tried to promise Tyler safety, from her HOH bathtub, after chugging almost a whole bottle of her HOH wine (Sam WOULD NOT approve). Noah, much?

But naturally, Tyler is never going to believe Hay’s pitch in a billion years, because 1) when Hay was the Hacker, she put Tyler on the block, and 2) during Hay’s fiasco of a house meeting, she further explicated that Tyler had been her target for weeks.

If that was the case, why put up Angela and Kaycee – Kaycee who only wins a hacker comp based on furnitureKaycee who also yells at RS, (right before OTEV, after the feeds cut) Kaycee’s elder by ten years, a mother of three, not Kaycee’s peer, and also a someone weaker than herself. (Pick on someone your own size – or bigger!)

Speaking of looming threats, no tiny David, seems to be able to slay the Tyler Goliath. There’s no St. George, for this dragon, except maybe JC. Stupid Foutte is getting wiped off the board, as JC and Tyler, move around their chess pieces, toward the final showdown.

It’s not so much that I want to root for the underdogs – Foutte and Sam – but that as a super-fan, virtually playing in the house, myself, I want to see someone take down Tyler. I want to know that it can be done.

Right now, to use video game lingo, particularly from “Super Smash Bros: Melee,” it’s like the rest of the HGs are a bunch of NPCs (non-player characters) running around, with the intelligence of 1 or 2, all fighting against Tyler, an NPC, with an intelligence of 9. Of course, the NPC with an intelligence of 9, is going to beat a bunch of n00b bots, running around with the intelligence of ants.

When Tyler is the king of the ant hill, shining a magnifying glass down, and torching those morons, it isn’t very fun. So, let’s see if Tyler continues to be overpowered and destroy the game. As long as he wins every single POV, it doesn’t really matter who is HOH. Shake things up Grodner.

too much tea - oh Kaitlyn

BB: “Yaaassssss”

Rachel, SHE GONE

Bay’s Mom said Bay tested ‘one point away from genius.’ Einstein’s IQ was 168; the average Ivy League student has an IQ of 130. Based on a poll of various sources, “genius” is usually defined around an IQ of 140, or so.

However, you only need an IQ of 120, to be ‘street smart.’ Highly intelligent people, with an IQ of 120 and above, need to supplement their intellectual gifts, with emotional IQ or EQ, common sense and social intelligence, to continue to get ahead in society.

Now, I believe Bay’s Mom. Bay was going to be pre-med, but her beauty was rarer than her brain (Miss Missouri). Bay’s Mom, along with her entire family, can also see through Tyler. Bay cannot see through Tyler.

Let’s check in on the HGs, shall we? Regardless of what Foutte/The Hive think they know about Tyler, the five members of Foutte are: Scottie, Bay, RS, Hay and Fessy.

Bay couldn’t vote, because she was HOH, so only four Foutte members voted. Yet, the vote to evict Rachel was 5 to 4. That means someone, other than Foutte, i.e. Tyler, voted to keep Brett.

I am sorry to insult the intelligence of the vast majority of people, who can do basic math, but as of now, Bay, the Terrible, has continued her Reign of Terror, post-HOH, by blaming RS needlessly, for supposedly flipping. RS has been the most loyal member of Foutte.

Understandably, the internet is aghast at Foutte’s apparent stupidity, and is torn between still rooting for these lost underdogs, or just writing a check, made out to Tyler, for $500K.

Brett gave a great speech (so glad that he got to go second), Rachel crumbled from within, ran out the door, and the EMTs nearly had to be called, because Rachel was about to fall out of her chair.

Julie may be leaving, but she got the best post-eviction spiel, in all of BB history. Julie was absolutely savage, since the real problems in her personal life made her rightfully exasperated with Rachel’s inability to get a clue. #WitheringGlance. Somehow, BB20 managed to beat the epic eviction of Kaitlyn, and even the barely contained rage of post-eviction Winston.

Brett’s speech makes it impossible for Bay stans to salvage even a shred of dignity, because now it looks like Bay was dumb enough to fail to protect her own pawn. Failing to evict Brett, is failing to meet the standard (even though, the worst possibility: Scottie getting backdoored, didn’t happen).

Brett has given the best eviction day speeches, he’s taken himself off of the block twice; he is just as dangerous as Tyler – who Bay and Foutte still have failed to figure out. They don’t even suspect him!

JC is fanning the flames of their internecine paranoia. Tyler will eliminate them all and then it will be just Tyler and JC, playing a chess game, a la The Seventh Seal – like Josh and Paul during their season.

Worse, Bay may or may not be preggers. Shotgun marriage?

Bay's a genius, BUT I'M SERIOUS