Survivor 37: “Mr. Cool”

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Natalia is gone. I am not surprised. The bossy engineer was the First Boot on Rob’s boot list, and 10th in my boot order.

Bi, who was my pick for First Boot, has voluntarily quit, despite being cleared, by the medics, to continue. Rob, in comparison, had the Killer Bi coming in at 7th place. Unfortunately, the Bi’s knees didn’t hold up.

Survivor Rankings, post-Episode 4:

  1.  Ultimate Sole Survivor: Christian
    a. The Know-It-All – younger male, snarky, super-fan, embodies the type, nervous
  2. Alison
    a. Erin Brockovich – everyday kind of woman, ‘normal’ job, doesn’t play hard
  3. Dan
    a. Seduce and Destroy – most diverse type (could be smart, mean or naive); salesman

    1. Found an Idol: 2 Points
  4. Cowboy Carl
    a. True Grit – older athletic or military male; tough guy, you see what you get

    1. Found an Idol Nullifier: 2 Points
  5. Jeremy Crawford
    a. Social Butterfly – vivacious, bonds with both genders, outgoing, social, savvy

    1. Got Voted Out: – 5 Points
    2. Found an Idol: 2 Points
  6. Angelina
    a. Meredith Grey – young, professional, intense; overthinks, gets a blind-slide
  7. Alec
    a. Surfer Dude – easy-going, calls everyone ‘bro,’ keeps their closest allies; Tyson, Aras
  8. Natalie
    a. The Wise Older Woman – can see through all of your nonsense; no hugs
  9. Elizabeth Olsen
    a. Mommy Dearest – older woman who has kids; Tina
  10. Natalia
    a. The Oh-No You Didn’t – will go off

    1. Got Voted Out: – 5 PointsNatalie the Hero-Villain
  11. “Davie”
    a. Ponyboy (“The Outsiders”) – young male outside of the mainstream, sensitive

    1. Found an Idol: 2 Points
  12. Pat
    a. The Heisenberg
    MEDEVAC: -3 Points
  13. Nick Wilson
    a. The Good Ole Boy
  14. The Mayor of Slamtown
    a. The (Pseudo) Specialist – middle-aged guy who loves himself and the old days
  15. Mike White
    a. Mr. Miyagi – older male player, wise, dad of the tribe, reliable season narrator
  16. Kara Kay
    a. The Siren – flirtation and charm are their game, seen as a threat
  17. Gabby
    a. Chelsea Handler – witty, cute, anxious, neurotic; nerd bait, ‘manic pixie girl’
  18. Lyrsa (purple hair)
    a. Lady Gaga – female not like the others, New-Agey (Kaitlyn, Rockstar), flaky, flip
  19. Jessica
    a. Little Red Riding Hood
    First Voted Out of the Season: -15 Points

    1. Got Voted Out: – 5 Points
  20. First-One Out: Bi
    b. GI Jane – super athletic female challenge beast, struggles socially

    1. Quitting Voluntarily: -10 Points

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